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Every gAy side resident, plus a couple extra lamers for good measure.	More drunken group photo madness. The kid with the dead Fraggle on his head is our new roommate Jamie.	Jaden was astounded when he saw this high tech new "flash" photography. Either that, or Alex is grabbing his balls.
Although somewhat blurry, this bears inclusion simply because of Tim's epic pose and ass-grab. Well done sir.	Vick breaking out his Euro dance moves. I think he calls this one "The Reacharound".	if you need someone at your party who will grab ass and lick eyeballs, call Tim.
Julien lets us know how many drinks he's had. I think he is saying "seventeen".	That kid's afro was real. And Tim is not pointing to his junk.	Dave, Alex, and that rookie Jamie
Three of the seven girls who actually showed. Way to ruin a perfectly swell sword fight ladies!	This one's for you Meagan!	Julien and his superhuman strength took its toll on Logan's headlight.
Deep thought... thinking gets hard when you have more than one pastel collared shirt on.	Thinking can also be hard when you have consumed approximately eleventy hundred beers (that's metric).	Tim pretending to be at a Beastie Boys photo shoot, circa 1987.