"Do you ever watch Battlestar Galactica? No? Then you're an idiot."

              - Dwight Schrute

If you stop by here regularly (yes, I'm talking to all four of you), you will remember my post last month about the April Fool's Day shenanigans that went down at my office. Despite my best efforts, there was one coworker that "escaped the wrath" of my immature prank spree. I promised that there would be more antics to come, and as a man of my word, I am pleased to present...

KelleeAnne Goes to OfficeMax for a Totally Bogus, Battlestar Galactica-themed Product

To give credit where credit is due, I believe the idea was first proposed by Susan. We discussed at length the best way to pull of the prank, and finally decided on the premise. Check out the email I sent below:

With the stage set, I gracefully eased into the second act of our comedy. Casually strolling across the office, I delivered to KelleeAnne's desk a helpful printout of the hardware we needed. Click to enlarge.

Some time later, KelleeAnne returned to the office and walked over to my desk. She came with unfortunate news. Not only did they not have the product I needed in stock, no one at OfficeMax knew what it was. Bummer. She informed me that a multitude of salespeople had been summoned over to help identify the "FTL Drive", culminating in the manager making an announcement over the PA system. "Attention employees! Can anyone locate the Caprica FTL Drive?"

Awesome.

If you can identify all of the Battlestar Galactica references in the photo above, send me and email. If you get them all, I'll award you with a gold medal in general nerd-ery.