peter_burton_ukekspress@yahoo.co.uk wrote:
Compliments of the day to you,

I represent EKSPRESS Import and Export Company based in UK, and we have a maketing quota for the year to meet. For this we are recruiting representatives who can help us establish a medium of getting to our customers in Europe and North America as well as making payments through you as our payment officer. It is upon this note that we seek your assistance to stand as our representative in your country.

Note that, as our representative,you will receive 10% of whatever amount you clear for the company and the balance you will be instructed on proceedings to come. We look forward to expanding worldwide before the year 2007 and do hope you could be part of the company's development.

Please, to facilitate the conclusion of this transaction if accepted, do send promptly via email the basic requirements provided underneath to commence registration processes:

(1) Your full names,
(2) Contact address and,
(3) Phone/fax numbers.

Thank you for your time.

Regards, Mr. Peter Burton EKSPRESS Import / Export co. Freight Fwdg. Svcs.

MY RESPONSE

Dear Peter,

Wow! This is the easiest job I have ever come across. I didn't even have to contact you or send a resume... you knew to get in touch with me! I am excited about this opportunity you have presented to me, and I look forward to letting you somehow trick me or steal my vast amounts of weath and fortune. But before I hand over all of my personal information, name, address, blood type, favorite sodomy position, etc, I have a few questions I would like to ask.

What is your preferred method of payment? Check, money order, cash?

Can you provide me with contact information for Chuck Norris in exchange for my valuable bank acount number?

and finally

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

I thank you in advance for you haste in replying. I so much do look forward to the future of EKSPRESS Import and Export Company and myself, the new payment officer/representative!

Sincerely,

Michael Hawk Jr.